that-one-fat-guy-over-there:

gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

theraptorcage:

Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight. 

I wanna know what dirt they have on those volunteers to get them to agree to fielding a fucking owl right at the kneecaps

You say that like I wouldn’t PAY for the privlege of having an owl potentially dislocate my kneecaps.

“Hey how’d you get that giant scar on your knee”

“well there was this one party trick that involves an owl”