HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED

stuckwith-harry:

just remembered ginny’s 17th birthday present to harry was just …….. full-on snogging his brains out. like that was the whole present. she was like i’m going to kiss you like you’ve never been kissed before and you’re going to THANK me. the sheer audacity that that has ……. queen shit. legend behaviour. BIGGEST dick energy.

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one… this one got me

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

complacentmoon:

“Is there friendly fire?” I ask to my teammate who is about to get very mad

packetofcrackers:

taiey:

sarah531:

I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name
Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R